Survival Tips for Men: Mothers Day
Gentlemen, Mother’s Day is one of the biggest hormonal holidays of the year and its right around the corner, do you have a survival plan yet?
Here’s a tip, if there is a woman in your life, whether it’s a girlfriend, wife or both, there are a few things you need to know, like Mother’s Day is for all women, not just your mother!
That being said, it would be remiss on my part to not equip you with a few survival tips so here’s the least you need to know.
Honor all women in your life.
Doesn’t matter if you have kids or not, if you ever want to see nipple again, honor thy woman on Mother’s Day. If you have grown children, the Rule still applies, if you ever want to revisit the place they came from [read: vag], here’s your tip… honor thy woman on Mother’s Day.
Don’t be Fooled.
If you ask her what she wants for Mother’s Day and she says nothing, it’s a trick, don’t fall for it. Its code for “WTF, are you kidding me, you can’t figure something out?” If you are completely clueless on what to buy, replace something she already owns, like her perfume.
Buy a Gift and not just a lame ass card.
Women like gifts, not cards unless they are accompanied with a gift in a box. Of course, they are a few exceptions to this but if you are in the same state, it needs to be a tangible gift.
Wrap it Up.
Gifts are wrapped, not bagged, so wrap it up. A wrapped gift has a higher perceived value which makes your gift look even better. Go the extra yard and put a bow on it.
Give a Bonus.
In addition to the gift in a box, perform an act of service. Women like that kind of stuff.
Good luck, may the force be with you.
Let me know how it works out for you, I’m here to help.